Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
Sir Gawain and the Gween Knight by Sir Elmer De Fudd Here is a stowy that is told in whyme, About what had happened in a wong ago time, How in Camewot Town, where Arthur did weign, Wived a wusty young knight y-clept Sir Gawaine. Now Camewot folk were hale and hearty, Always a lookout for weasons to party, A mawwiage, a death, sometimes a divorce, Or even the gelding of a knight's bwand new horse. So 'twas somebody's birthday, or maybe their pup's, And the knights hard at work, were deep in their cups, When fwom the fwont portal a woar did awise, And in wode a knight of incwedible size. His armour, his barding, his twappings were gween, And his waiment did gwow with a silky gween sheen. He wifted his gauntwet and waised up his vizor, And in the deep gwoom gweamed two huge incisors. Fwom the cavernous depths of that emewald hood, Gwowled a voice that made everyone cwap where they stood, "I am the Gween knight of the highest degwees, Here to make bwave men go weak in